American Tourist

Goes to mainland Europe Wants to leave as soon as he finds out that they wake up earlier than 7AM, close stores at 11AM then go to bed at 5PM and don't even open stores on Sundays.

Goes to mainland Europe Wants to leave as soon as he finds out that they wake up earlier than 7AM, close stores at 11AM then go to bed at 5PM and don't even open stores on Sundays.  American Tourist

rents a car in rome... drives on right side of street.

rents a car in rome... drives on right side of street.  American Tourist

Get Drunk in America Gets drunk in france

Get Drunk in America Gets drunk in france  American Tourist

Never leaves resort now expert on local culture

Never leaves resort now expert on local culture  American Tourist

Bellhop: "So where are you from my friend?" "I consider myself a citizen of the world."

Bellhop:

"I love Windsor Castle" "Why did they build it so close to Heathrow Airport?"

I AM AMERICA LET OUR DICKS HANG OUT EVERYWHERE

I AM AMERICA LET OUR DICKS HANG OUT EVERYWHERE  American Tourist

Tells everyone hes from America No Shit

Tells everyone hes from America No Shit  American Tourist

Hey look!! A dick but smaller

Hey look!!  A dick but smaller  American Tourist

goes to paris turns into an awesome werewolf

goes to paris turns into an awesome werewolf  American Tourist
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