Andy bernard

Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them or he quits them because they are unfair

Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them or he quits them because they are unfair  Andy bernard

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them  Andy bernard

They say you can't mix business with pleasure Then how does a miniature golf company operate?

They say you can't mix business with pleasure Then how does a miniature golf company operate?  Andy bernard

I'm always thinking one step ahead like a carpenter who makes stairs

I'm always thinking one step ahead like a carpenter who makes stairs  Andy bernard

How do I find out if a girl is interested? Good question. I just usually assume that they’re not.

How do I find out if a girl is interested? Good question. I just usually assume that they’re not.  Andy bernard

Sees coworker eating tuna sandwich Labels him Tuna for the rest of his life

Sees coworker eating tuna sandwich Labels him Tuna for the rest of his life  Andy bernard

When I was in college, I used to get wicked hammered My nickname was puke

When I was in college, I used to get wicked hammered My nickname was puke  Andy bernard

Went to Cornell Didn't study once, Was drunk the whole time

Went to Cornell Didn't study once,
Was drunk the whole time  Andy bernard

Rit Dit Dit Dit Do

Rit Dit Dit Dit Do   Andy bernard

They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. I got straight Bs. They called me Buzz.

They called me Ace. It was totally awesome.  I got straight Bs. They called me Buzz. 
  Andy bernard
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