Angry Waiter

"Water for everyone!" No one drinks water.

"Well the last time I was here it came with such and such" Well the last four yeaRS i'VE WORKED HERE, IT HASN'T.

"You were the best waiter ever!" No tip

seems totally fine the entire night decides to get all passive aggressive out of nowhere and writes strongly worded customer satisfaction survey about how their steak was overdone and it ruined their life.

seems totally fine the entire night decides to get all passive aggressive out of nowhere and writes strongly worded customer satisfaction survey about how their steak was overdone and it ruined their life.   Angry Waiter

2 infants, leave huge mess on the floor. "Sorry about the mess." 10% tip.

2 infants, leave huge mess on the floor.

"Hey folks, my name is -" "Water no lemon!!"

lemonade is not an appropriate response for "how are you doing today?"

lemonade is not an appropriate response for

they order steak well done then ask why their steaks took so long and why they are so dry

they order steak well done then ask why their steaks took so long and why they are so dry  Angry Waiter

Split soup and salad lunch. Exactly 15% tip. In change.

Split soup and salad lunch. Exactly 15% tip. In change.  Angry Waiter

Party of thirteen? Of course I can do separate checks. Three dollars and a piece of gum left on the table.

Party of thirteen? Of course I can do separate checks. Three dollars and a piece of gum left on the table.  Angry Waiter
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