Annoying Facebook Girl

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe TL;DNR I'm a cunt

gets engaged updates status before calling parents

gets engaged updates status before calling parents  Annoying Facebook Girl

"omg soooo inspiring if you don't watch then your heartless!!!" doesn't actually do anything to help the campaign

5 - 5 + 5 + 5 - 5 + 5 x 0 = 0

5 - 5 + 5 + 5 - 5 + 5 x 0 = 0  Annoying Facebook Girl

yeah those 1990s problems sucked! born in 1998

yeah those 1990s problems sucked! born in 1998  Annoying Facebook Girl

Single: fuck men all i need is my gurls <3 relationship: fuck everyone all i need is my man

Single: fuck men all i need is my gurls <3 relationship: fuck everyone all i need is my man  Annoying Facebook Girl

"omg shark week can't wait lololol!" doesn't actually watch shark week

"dear Facebook, quit trying to be twitter lmfao!!! #hateit" #hashtagseverystatus

She isn't on facebook! How was I supposed to know today was mom's birthday?!

She isn't on facebook! How was I supposed to know today was mom's birthday?!  Annoying Facebook Girl

starts new relationship "i have the best boyfriend ever" 3 times a day till they break up

starts new relationship
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