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Anti-Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck norris does not sleep he waits for his sleeping pills to kick in

Chuck norris does not sleep he waits for his sleeping pills to kick in Anti-Chuck Norris Facts
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jesus can walk on water but sadly chuck norris cant

jesus can walk on water but sadly chuck norris cant Anti-Chuck Norris Facts
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The Chuck Norris food pyramid: sperm and Haagen Dazs.

The Chuck Norris food pyramid: sperm and Haagen Dazs. Anti-Chuck Norris Facts
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gave his mom AIDS for Christmas

gave his mom AIDS for Christmas Anti-Chuck Norris Facts
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loves hemorrhoids He calls them “speed bumps"

loves hemorrhoids He calls them “speed bumps
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is hung like Snuffleupagus, only Big Bird can see it.

is hung like Snuffleupagus, only Big Bird can see it. Anti-Chuck Norris Facts
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Chuck Norris Once Attempted To eat Pussy The Pussy Scratched His Face To Shreds

Chuck Norris Once Attempted To eat Pussy The Pussy Scratched His Face To Shreds Anti-Chuck Norris Facts
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bitch i don't celebrate april fools!

bitch i don't celebrate april fools! Anti-Chuck Norris Facts
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk, and prance around like a little girl

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk, and prance around like a little girl Anti-Chuck Norris Facts
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joins beginner karate classes so he can “accidentally” kick the shit out of little kids

joins beginner karate classes so he can “accidentally” kick the shit out of little kids Anti-Chuck Norris Facts
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