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Just got back from the battered women shelter, and boy, are my arms sore! Hopefully they'll appreciate all the hard work I did, putting up those new shelves.

Just got back from the battered women shelter, and boy, are my arms sore! Hopefully they'll appreciate all the hard work I did, putting up those new shelves. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the cow jump over the moon? It didn't. Cows are rather large mammals and the moon is too far a distance away for a cow to jump over it.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? It didn't. Cows are rather large mammals and the moon is too far a distance away for a cow to jump over it. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the girl fall off the swing? because she had no arms

Why did the girl fall off the swing? because she had no arms Anti-Joke Chicken
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How do you make a mailman sad? Kill his family

How do you make a mailman sad? Kill his family Anti-Joke Chicken
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What do you call a raccoon that can't keep its balance? Infected with rabies. It will likely be dead within the week.

What do you call a raccoon that can't keep its balance? Infected with rabies. It will likely be dead within the week. Anti-Joke Chicken
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what did the blind deaf mute get for christmas? cancer

what did the blind deaf mute get for christmas? cancer Anti-Joke Chicken
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Say what you will about pedohiles But they molest little children

Say what you will about pedohiles But they molest little children Anti-Joke Chicken
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So, a guy walks into a bar... And then he gets a level 2 concussion.

So, a guy walks into a bar... And then he gets a level 2 concussion. Anti-Joke Chicken
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what has 46 teeth and holds back a monster? an even larger monster.

what has 46 teeth and holds back a monster? an even larger monster. Anti-Joke Chicken
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what do you get if you cross an elephant and a giraffe? A fine for illegal genetic enginering

what do you get if you cross an elephant and a giraffe? A fine for illegal genetic enginering Anti-Joke Chicken
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