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A platypus walks in to a bar It's the only mammal that lays eggs

A platypus walks in to a bar It's the only mammal that lays eggs Anti-Joke Chicken
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How do you stop an elephant from charging? Cut off its legs

How do you stop an elephant from charging? Cut off its legs Anti-Joke Chicken
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if you divide 300lbs of rice between 30 starving african people what does each one have? Aids

if you divide 300lbs of rice between 30 starving african people what does each one have? Aids Anti-Joke Chicken
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In soviet russia This joke is redundant as the soviet union collapsed in 1989

In soviet russia This joke is redundant as the soviet union collapsed in 1989 Anti-Joke Chicken
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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? Electrical work should only be performed by licensed electrician in full compliance with all local and federal construction codes. If said electrician is additionally an attorney duly qualified and admi

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? Electrical work should only be performed by licensed electrician in full compliance with all local and federal construction codes. If said electrician is additionally an attorney duly qualified and admi Anti-Joke Chicken
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What did robin say to batman before they got in the car? "get in the car"

What did robin say to batman before they got in the car?
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Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black and 10 was a racist

Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black and 10 was a racist Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why can't the T-rex give a high five? Because they're all dead

Why can't the T-rex give a high five? Because they're all dead Anti-Joke Chicken
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the fastest way to a women's heart is with a reciprocating saw through the ribcage

the fastest way to a women's heart is with a reciprocating saw through the ribcage Anti-Joke Chicken
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Your mommas so dumb She took an IQ test and scored pretty low on it

Your mommas so dumb She took an IQ test and scored pretty low on it Anti-Joke Chicken
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