Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you get if you cross a cat and a teacher? An animal rights lawsuit and prison.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a teacher? An animal rights lawsuit and prison.  Anti-Joke Chicken

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers.  Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you get when you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? killed

What do you get when you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? killed  Anti-Joke Chicken

Brad and jennifer sittin' in a tree, lightning strikes and their charred remains are never identified

Brad and jennifer sittin' in a tree,  lightning strikes and their charred remains are never identified  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? You didn't cook it! ~Gordon Ramsey

Why did the chicken cross the road? You didn't cook it! ~Gordon Ramsey  Anti-Joke Chicken

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.  Anti-Joke Chicken

what has two legs and bleeds a lot? half a cat.

what has two legs and bleeds a lot?  half a cat.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why can't Kim Jong Il eat ? Becuase He's dead

Why can't Kim Jong Il eat ? Becuase He's dead  Anti-Joke Chicken

why couldnt the mexican get a job? Because of his low socio-economic background and lack of education

why couldnt the mexican get a job? Because of his low socio-economic background and lack of education  Anti-Joke Chicken
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