Anti-Joke Chicken

know what makes me hit you arm muscles

know what makes me hit you arm muscles  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why can't the hippopotomas fly? Because it's dead

Why can't the hippopotomas fly? Because it's dead  Anti-Joke Chicken

i got 99 problems everyone i know is dead

i got 99 problems everyone i know is dead  Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you call my friends chicken strips, you damn murderers

What do you call my friends chicken strips, you damn murderers  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did stacy fall off the swing? She was hit by a flying fridge

Why did stacy fall off the swing? She was hit by a flying fridge  Anti-Joke Chicken

"Knock knock!" no soliciting

Three men walk in to a doctor's office A fourth limps in on crutches

Three men walk in to a doctor's office A fourth limps in on crutches  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did i cross the road? i don't have the cognitive capacity to reason, therefore it was random. Caption 3 goes here

Why did i cross the road? i don't have the cognitive capacity to reason, therefore it was random.  Caption 3 goes here  Anti-Joke Chicken

Sorry I don't speak idiot

Sorry I don't speak idiot  Anti-Joke Chicken

If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? Diabetes. john has diabetes.

If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? Diabetes. john has diabetes.  Anti-Joke Chicken
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