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WHAT IS WORSE THAN STUBBING YOUR TOE? THE FACT THAT THE TIME YOU HAVE SPENT READING THIS MEME, HAS MEANT THAT TWO CHILDREN ACROSS THE WORLD HAS JUST DIED OF HUNGER, THIS WILL CONTINUE TO HAPPEN EVERY THREE SECONDS. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING?!

WHAT IS WORSE THAN STUBBING YOUR TOE? THE FACT THAT THE TIME YOU HAVE SPENT READING THIS MEME, HAS MEANT THAT TWO CHILDREN ACROSS THE WORLD HAS JUST DIED OF HUNGER, THIS WILL CONTINUE TO HAPPEN EVERY THREE SECONDS. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING?!   Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the timecard cross the road? It didn't. Timecards get entered, they don't cross roads.

Why did the timecard cross the road? It didn't.  Timecards get entered, they don't cross roads.    Anti-Joke Chicken

Why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle

Why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle  Anti-Joke Chicken

if candice had 30 candy bars and ate 26 what did she have left? Diabetes

if candice had 30 candy bars and ate 26 what did she have left? Diabetes  Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.  Anti-Joke Chicken

whats the difference between firewood and jews? Firwood is used for burning, while jews are functioning members of society.

whats the difference between firewood and jews? Firwood is used for burning, while jews are  functioning members of society.  Anti-Joke Chicken

what's the difference between hen and a chicken a hen is an adult male

what's the difference between hen and a chicken a hen is an adult male  Anti-Joke Chicken

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor  Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you call a grammaticality incorrect cat? An cat

What do you call a grammaticality incorrect cat? An cat  Anti-Joke Chicken

Knock Knock Go away

Knock Knock Go away  Anti-Joke Chicken
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