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What gets longer when pulled, Fits between your boobs, Inserts neatly in a hole, And... Works best when jerked? I wouldn't know. my captains don't make me wear a belt

What gets longer when pulled, Fits between your boobs, Inserts neatly in a hole, And... Works best when jerked? I wouldn't know. my captains don't make me wear a belt Anti-Joke Chicken
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How many people does it take to switch a light bulb? one

How many people does it take to switch a light bulb? one Anti-Joke Chicken
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why did the kid go swimming. he was pushed off of a 50 foot cliff into the ocean.

why did the kid go swimming. he was pushed off of a 50 foot cliff into the ocean. Anti-Joke Chicken
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What's a great way to make AP classes less stressful? Dying

What's a great way to make AP classes less stressful? Dying Anti-Joke Chicken
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where is my tractor

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where is my tractor Anti-Joke Chicken
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Knock Knock...who's there? aNTI jOKE CHICKEN...OKAY, PLEASE COME IN

Knock Knock...who's there? aNTI jOKE CHICKEN...OKAY, PLEASE COME IN Anti-Joke Chicken
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What do you call a black man in a police car? Yes sir, officer.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Yes sir, officer. Anti-Joke Chicken
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WHY CAN'T ELVIS DRIVE A CAR BACKWARDS? HE'S DEAD

WHY CAN'T ELVIS DRIVE A CAR BACKWARDS? HE'S DEAD Anti-Joke Chicken
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if a blonde and a brunette jumped out of an airplane, who would hit the ground first? it depends on how much each of them weighed and in what order they jumped out of the plane. either way they would both die gruesome and horrible deaths.

if a blonde and a brunette jumped out of an airplane, who would hit the ground first? it depends on how much each of them weighed and in what order they jumped out of the plane. either way they would both die gruesome and horrible deaths. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Your mom is so fat I bet she gets picked on a lot

Your mom is so fat I bet she gets picked on a lot Anti-Joke Chicken
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