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How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Basically, they're the same.

How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Basically, they're the same. Anti-Joke Chicken
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How many green committee members does it take to make a decision? I don't know, they're all still in Florida.

How many green committee members does it take to make a decision? I don't know, they're all still in Florida. Anti-Joke Chicken
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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick. Anti-Joke Chicken
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If you didn't want poop on your shoes Then you shouldn't have pooped on them

If you didn't want poop on your shoes Then you shouldn't have pooped on them Anti-Joke Chicken
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor? Anti-Joke Chicken
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a jew walks into a bar he owns it

a jew walks into a bar he owns it Anti-Joke Chicken
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What's the difference between salt and pepper? salt is bad for you

What's the difference between salt and pepper? salt is bad for you Anti-Joke Chicken
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You are so stupid you will probably have a hard time getting into a good college

You are so stupid you will probably have a hard time getting into a good college Anti-Joke Chicken
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bha öh

bha öh Anti-Joke Chicken
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what did they see at your house on halloween? you rolled in pumpkin guts and they couldn't find you

what did they see at your house on halloween? you rolled in pumpkin guts and they couldn't find you Anti-Joke Chicken
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