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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it saw some food on the far shoulder & it was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it saw some food on the far shoulder & it was hungry.  Anti-Joke Chicken

What did the doctor say to the drunk? I think you should drink less as this can have a bad effect on the heart and liver, probably causing you to die of cardiac arrest

What did the doctor say to the drunk? I think you should drink less as this can have a bad effect on the heart and liver,  probably causing  you to die of cardiac arrest  Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.  Anti-Joke Chicken

whats green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels

whats green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels  Anti-Joke Chicken

Two apples were sitting in an oven Because they were carefully placed

Two apples were sitting in an oven Because they were carefully placed  Anti-Joke Chicken

How do you make Justin Bieber a boy? SEx change

How do you make Justin Bieber a boy? SEx change  Anti-Joke Chicken

MAJOR MEDICAL

 MAJOR MEDICAL  Anti-Joke Chicken

my worst fear? the anti-matter chicken

my worst fear? the anti-matter chicken  Anti-Joke Chicken

never

 never  Anti-Joke Chicken

So a dyslexic man walks into a bar He orders a drink, settles down, and nobody notices his affliction

So a dyslexic man walks into a bar He orders a drink, settles down, and nobody notices his affliction  Anti-Joke Chicken
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