Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and sits in a pile of leaves? A very unfortunate man.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and sits in a pile of leaves? A very unfortunate man.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why do black people enjoy fried chicken? Because it tastes good

Why do black people enjoy fried chicken? Because it tastes good  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? to escape from being slaughtered and eaten

Why did the chicken cross the road? to escape from being slaughtered and eaten  Anti-Joke Chicken

no i don't think she actually said that

no i don't think she actually said that  Anti-Joke Chicken

roses are red, violets are blue, i've got a gun get in the van

roses are red,
violets are blue, i've got a gun
get in the van  Anti-Joke Chicken

How come Ghaddafi is suddenly dead? The combination of old age, gunshot wounds and inadequate care at the scene of emergency

How come Ghaddafi is suddenly dead? The combination of old age, gunshot wounds and inadequate care at the scene of emergency  Anti-Joke Chicken

duck walks into bar bartender says "what can i get for you?" the duck doesn't say anything because its a duck

duck walks into bar
bartender says

What is patchman after he delivers his pizza? Because he didn't have underpants on

What is patchman after he delivers his pizza? Because he didn't have underpants on  Anti-Joke Chicken

What building has the most stories? The Burj Dubai

What building has the most stories? The Burj Dubai  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did Jesus die on the cross? It was probably due to blood loss and shock, as that was a common cause of death in crucifixion

Why did Jesus die on the cross? It was probably due to blood loss and shock, as that was a common cause of death in crucifixion  Anti-Joke Chicken
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