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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "we're both lawyers"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Anti-Joke Chicken
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What did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken

What did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken Anti-Joke Chicken
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Some girls are like brick walls You only hear back if you hit them

Some girls are like brick walls You only hear back if you hit them Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno. Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno. Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS Anti-Joke Chicken
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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why what did I what...? That's kinda personal, don't you think?

Why what did I what...? That's kinda personal, don't you think? Anti-Joke Chicken
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What's worse than having a mother who doesn't love you? 9/11

What's worse than having a mother who doesn't love you? 9/11 Anti-Joke Chicken
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Probably time to go to intensive care in a hospital's emergency room because the weight of a gigantic elephant crushing the arm that holds your watch is life-threatening.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Probably time to go to intensive care in a hospital's emergency room because the weight of a gigantic elephant crushing the arm that holds your watch is life-threatening. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was on the way home after finishing work and still had to do his tax returns and arrange his son's opticians appointment for the following morning. His wife would have done it but she has terrible deppression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was on the way home after finishing work and still had to do his tax returns and arrange his son's opticians appointment for the following morning. His wife would have done it but she has terrible deppression. Anti-Joke Chicken
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