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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was on the way home after finishing work and still had to do his tax returns and arrange his son's opticians appointment for the following morning. His wife would have done it but she has terrible deppression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was on the way home after finishing work and still had to do his tax returns and arrange his son's opticians appointment for the following morning. His wife would have done it but she has terrible deppression. Anti-Joke Chicken
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WHat do you get when you cross an elephant and a monkey? An elephant and a monkey.

WHat do you get when you cross an elephant and a monkey? An elephant and a monkey. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Whyd the chicken cross the road Because the street was clear and the light was green

Whyd the chicken cross the road Because the street was clear and the light was green Anti-Joke Chicken
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Knock knock who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Knock knock who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him. Anti-Joke Chicken
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Genocide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Genocide Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why is being sat on by a girl the same as breathing through a wet washcloth You have to be a Taliban prisoner to survive it

Why is being sat on by a girl the same as breathing through a wet washcloth You have to be a Taliban prisoner to survive it Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal. Anti-Joke Chicken
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why do mexicans eat refried beans because they enjoy the flavor and it has been part of their cutural heritage for centuries

why do mexicans eat refried beans because they enjoy the flavor and it has been part of their cutural heritage for centuries Anti-Joke Chicken
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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alztheimers Cheese on toast

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alztheimers Cheese on toast Anti-Joke Chicken
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Како се зове циганин који продаје кокице? М&#

Како се зове циганин који продаје кокице? М&# Anti-Joke Chicken
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