Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? not sure, but it was a big mistake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? not sure, but it was a big mistake.  Anti-Joke Chicken

How do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

How do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family   Anti-Joke Chicken

Knock knock who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Knock knock
who's there?
Dave.
Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.  Anti-Joke Chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Genocide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Genocide  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why is being sat on by a girl the same as breathing through a wet washcloth You have to be a Taliban prisoner to survive it

Why is being sat on by a girl the same as breathing through a wet washcloth You have to be a Taliban prisoner to survive it  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Knock, knock! "who's there?" "old lady." Please come in, ma'am.

Knock, knock!

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint  Anti-Joke Chicken

What's worse than going to the toilet and running out of toilet paper? Getting raped

What's worse than going to the toilet and running out of toilet paper? Getting raped  Anti-Joke Chicken

There is a squirrel and an owl sitting in a tree the owl turns to the squirrel and eats it because he is a bird of prey

There is a squirrel and an owl sitting in a tree the owl turns to the squirrel and eats it because he is a bird of prey  Anti-Joke Chicken
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