Anti-Joke Chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your husband was involved in a terrible accident.

Knock Knock.  Who's there? The police.  Your husband was involved in a terrible accident.  Anti-Joke Chicken

How do you get a toddler to jump? Say "jump or i'll freaking kill you."

How do you get a toddler to jump? Say

A BLACK GUY, A WHITE GUY, AND AN ASIAN GUY WALK INTO A BIOLOGY CLASSROOM THE PROFESSOR GIVES A LECTURE ON THE SUBJECT OF DNA AND EXPLAINS THAT AS MEMBERS OF THE SAME SPECIES, EVERYONE IN THE ROOM IS BARELY DISTINGUISHABLE FROM ONE ANOTHER AT THE GENETIC L

A BLACK GUY, A WHITE GUY, AND AN ASIAN GUY WALK INTO A BIOLOGY CLASSROOM THE PROFESSOR GIVES A LECTURE ON THE SUBJECT OF DNA AND EXPLAINS THAT AS MEMBERS OF THE SAME SPECIES, EVERYONE IN THE ROOM IS BARELY DISTINGUISHABLE FROM ONE ANOTHER AT THE GENETIC L  Anti-Joke Chicken

"how could this day get any worse?" "your entire family dies."

Hey, want to hear a joke? Yeah, so would i.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Yeah, so would i.  Anti-Joke Chicken

a duck walks into a bar animal control is notified of the situation and the duck is promptly escorted to a nearby park

a duck walks into a bar animal control is notified of the situation and the duck is promptly escorted to a nearby park  Anti-Joke Chicken

An englishman, Irishman and scot'sman walk into a bar the barman says 'is this some kind of joke?'

An englishman, Irishman and scot'sman walk into a bar the barman says 'is this some kind of joke?'  Anti-Joke Chicken

Two horses are walking in a meadow... and the remaining 99% simply just walk in the stable because it's raining outside and they don't want their hair to get wet.

Two horses are walking in a meadow... and the remaining 99% simply just walk in the stable because it's raining outside and they don't want their hair to get wet.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Whats worse then being alone on valentines day Violent diarrhea

Whats worse then being alone on valentines day Violent diarrhea  Anti-Joke Chicken

So a man walks into a bar orders a drink, enjoys it without disturbing anyone, waits an hour so that the alcohol doesn't alter his driving, and goes home to his family more relaxed and has a pleasant dinner and makes love to his wife.

So a man walks into a bar orders a drink, enjoys it without disturbing anyone, waits an hour so that the alcohol doesn't alter his driving, and goes home to his family more relaxed and has a pleasant dinner and makes love to his wife.  Anti-Joke Chicken
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