Anti-Joke Chicken

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her while reciting french poetry and standing on one foot.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her while reciting french poetry and standing on one foot.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? -_-  Anti-Joke Chicken

knock, knock? Who's there? To. To who? No! To Whom!

knock, knock? Who's there? To.  To who? No!  To Whom!  Anti-Joke Chicken

who made king arthur's round table? a carpenter.

who made king arthur's round table? a carpenter.  Anti-Joke Chicken

look in my eye see dead people

look in my eye see dead people  Anti-Joke Chicken

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? pearce's last sexual experience

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? pearce's last sexual experience  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road why was my wife hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road why was my wife hit by a car  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why little Joey is not playing with the other kids? Because he's a dead-born.

Why little Joey is not playing with the other kids? Because he's a dead-born.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a cucumber

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a cucumber  Anti-Joke Chicken

A horse walks into a bar the bartender asks "why the long face" He is taken to a mental institution the following morning

A horse walks into a bar the bartender asks
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