Anti-Joke Chicken

You got 99 problems? I'm sorry I hope everything works out for you

You got 99 problems? I'm sorry I hope everything works out for you  Anti-Joke Chicken

and the mechanic said to the penguin: ''it looks like you have blown a seal" "oh, have i got come in my hair again?"

and the mechanic said to the penguin: ''it looks like you have blown a seal

What did the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do all night? Stayed awake because he couldn't sleep.

What did the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do all night? Stayed awake because he couldn't sleep.  Anti-Joke Chicken

So Hispanic, African-American, Jewish and Asian men were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

So Hispanic, African-American, Jewish and Asian men were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Did you hear the one about the quadriplegic baseball player? After the accident, his wife left him, divorced him, and took most of his money. He also lost his kids in a custody battle, as he was deemed unfit to care for them.

Did you hear the one about the quadriplegic baseball player? After the accident, his wife left him, divorced him, and took most of his money. He also lost his kids in a custody battle, as he was deemed unfit to care for them.  Anti-Joke Chicken

So why did the Anti-Joke triceratops cross the road? I dunno but I'm here now so stfu

So why did the Anti-Joke triceratops cross the road? I dunno but I'm here now so stfu  Anti-Joke Chicken

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why are black people so good at basketball?? Dedication and hard work

Why are black people so good at basketball?? Dedication and hard work  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest  Anti-Joke Chicken

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's brown and sticky? A stick  Anti-Joke Chicken
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