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How do you get Pikachu onto a Bus? Pets ride for free and should be on a leash at all times

How do you get Pikachu onto a Bus? Pets ride for free and should be on a leash at all times Anti-Joke Chicken
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How do you kill a clown? Hit it in the face with an axe

How do you kill a clown? Hit it in the face with an axe Anti-Joke Chicken
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If you laid out all of the veins in your body in a straight line You would die

If you laid out all of the veins in your body in a straight line You would die Anti-Joke Chicken
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What finally killed the armless, legless, sightless man with no tongue? Strangulation

What finally killed the armless, legless, sightless man with no tongue? Strangulation Anti-Joke Chicken
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How do you make human indeed cry? Burn down the conservatory during rehearsal

How do you make human indeed cry? Burn down the conservatory during rehearsal Anti-Joke Chicken
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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is incapable of distinguishing it from the footpath, sees the crazy brunette hurtling towards it in a jeep, then decides that its better to be on the other side of the road then to die.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is incapable of distinguishing it from the footpath, sees the crazy brunette hurtling towards it in a jeep, then decides that its better to be on the other side of the road then to die. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Whats worse than a flat tire? The Holocaust

Whats worse than a flat tire? The Holocaust Anti-Joke Chicken
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. Anti-Joke Chicken
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What did the duck say to the bear Quack

What did the duck say to the bear Quack Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead Anti-Joke Chicken
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