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To get to the other suicide.

 To get to the other suicide.  Anti-Joke Chicken

A MAN WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID HE HASN'T EATEN IN FIVE DAYS GAVE HIM FOOD

A MAN WALKED
UP TO ME AND SAID HE 
HASN'T EATEN IN FIVE DAYS GAVE HIM FOOD  Anti-Joke Chicken

What is red and feels like yellow paint? red paint

What is red and feels like yellow paint? red paint  Anti-Joke Chicken

WHy did the chicken cross the road? to fuck you in the ass

WHy did the chicken cross the road? to fuck you in the ass  Anti-Joke Chicken

Two guys walk into a bar They get shot

Two guys walk into a bar They get shot  Anti-Joke Chicken

how do you stop a black man from drowning? jump into the water, grab him and carry him to shore. then do cpr on him until he can breathe on his own.

how do you stop a black man from drowning? jump into the water, grab him and carry him to shore. then do cpr on him until he can breathe on his own.  Anti-Joke Chicken

5am Wake up matt!!!!!

5am Wake up matt!!!!!  Anti-Joke Chicken

Knock-knock. Who's there? The police. Your entire family was killed in a car wreck.

Knock-knock.
 
Who's there?

 The police. Your entire family was killed in a car wreck.  Anti-Joke Chicken

What did the Valve employee say to the other valve employee? We are both Valve employees

What did the Valve employee say to the other valve employee? We are both Valve employees  Anti-Joke Chicken

What did the deaf, blind, dumb kid get for christmas? Cancer

What did the deaf, blind, dumb kid get for christmas? Cancer  Anti-Joke Chicken
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