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My mom, dad and brother never call me on Christmas. they died when i was little.

My mom, dad and brother never call me on Christmas. they died when i was little.  Anti-Joke Chicken

The voodoo store was out of chickens... So i got cornish hens

The voodoo store was out of chickens... So i got cornish hens  Anti-Joke Chicken

A st. olaf student walks into a bar it was most likely the contented cow, which is close to campus and quite popular

A st. olaf student walks into a bar it was most likely the contented cow, which is close to campus and quite popular  Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Banned from the zoo.  Anti-Joke Chicken

how many antelopes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? that's irrelevant, antelopes have no use for a lightbulb

how many antelopes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? that's irrelevant, antelopes have no use for a lightbulb  Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead  Anti-Joke Chicken

What did the kid who caught cancer get for christmas aids

What did the kid who caught cancer get for christmas aids  Anti-Joke Chicken

How do you stop a bus? You Tell the driver to push on the brakes

How do you stop a bus? You Tell the driver to push on the brakes  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the boy drop his icecream? He was hit by a bus

Why did the boy drop his icecream? He was hit by a bus  Anti-Joke Chicken
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