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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats. Anti-Joke Chicken
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So a man walks into a bar Happy Birthday!

So a man walks into a bar Happy Birthday! Anti-Joke Chicken
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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. Anti-Joke Chicken
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What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat. Anti-Joke Chicken
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do you like dragons? cause in a minute ill be dragon my balls across your face

do you like dragons? cause in a minute ill be dragon my balls across your face Anti-Joke Chicken
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What do you say when you wake up and your T.V. is floating I need to quit doing drugs

What do you say when you wake up and your T.V. is floating I need to quit doing drugs Anti-Joke Chicken
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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer Anti-Joke Chicken
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Two guys walk into a bar The third one joins them

Two guys walk into a bar The third one joins them Anti-Joke Chicken
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knock knock i raped your sister

knock knock i raped your sister Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Anti-Joke Chicken
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