Anti-Joke Chicken

So a pollock walks into a bar and a fleet of German tanks directed by adolf hitler tanks blow it up with him and his family inside

So a pollock walks into a bar and a fleet of German tanks directed by adolf hitler tanks blow it up with him and his family inside  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they smell bad

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they smell bad  Anti-Joke Chicken

A priest, rabbi and an imam are on a plane Having a serious discussion about religion.

A priest, rabbi and an imam are on a plane Having a serious discussion about religion.  Anti-Joke Chicken

why did sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms.

why did sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Knock Knock "who's there?" You're delusionally paranoid. Just open the door.

Knock Knock

knock knock come in.

knock knock come in.  Anti-Joke Chicken

What did Batman say to robin before he got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What did Batman say to robin before he got in the car?

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's brown and sticky? A stick  Anti-Joke Chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
 I have a gun.
Get in the van.  Anti-Joke Chicken

"Do you know the Muffin Man?" No, I don't because he is a fictional character that cannot mainfest into a being whose muffin-like body would allow him to procreate, exhibit homeostastis, excret, and uphold to the other 7 biological characteristics of life

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