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What’s the difference between a cat fish and a lawyer? Ones a bottom feeding mud dweller. The other is a person who practices or studies law; an attorney or a counselor.

What’s the difference between a cat fish and a lawyer? Ones a bottom feeding mud dweller. The other is a person who practices or studies law; an attorney or a counselor. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Knock Knock Opens Door

Knock Knock Opens Door Anti-Joke Chicken
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I came first

I came first Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why didn't Superman save anyone in the Twin Towers? He's not real.

Why didn't Superman save anyone in the Twin Towers? He's not real. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why are there so many asians at UIUC? Because they all applied to UIUC, got accepted, and are attending classes in hopes of earning a degree.

Why are there so many asians at UIUC? Because they all applied to UIUC, got accepted, and are attending classes in hopes of earning a degree. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Two libertarians walk into a bar A fire engulfs the building and they die, since this is an alternate universe where Ron Paul is president and "tyrannical" fire codes have been abolished

Two libertarians walk into a bar A fire engulfs the building and they die, since this is an alternate universe where Ron Paul is president and
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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red? Oh my goodness , don't just stand there, help that poor Nun you heartless bastard

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red? Oh my goodness , don't just stand there, help that poor Nun you heartless bastard Anti-Joke Chicken
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so, this guy walks into a bar it was cold outside

so, this guy walks into a bar it was cold outside Anti-Joke Chicken
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if a tree falls on a woman in the middle of the forest, why is there a forest in the kitchen?

if a tree falls on a woman in the middle of the forest, why is there a forest in the kitchen? Anti-Joke Chicken
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Knock knock. Who's there? Eviction notice

Knock knock. Who's there? Eviction notice Anti-Joke Chicken
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