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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says, "it's probably not a good idea that you're in here, you're a very large animal. any sudden movements and you may injure somebody. i don't know why you're here. none of the glasses are ergonomically designed fo

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says,
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I used to be a sadistic necrophiliac with a penchant for bestiality Now I’m in prison

I used to be a sadistic necrophiliac with a penchant for bestiality Now I’m in prison Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why was Jesus put on the cross? He found disfavor in the eyes of the Roman Government and thus was punished in a manner fitting for the time, in regards to the charges against him

Why was Jesus put on the cross? He found disfavor in the eyes of the Roman Government and thus was punished in a manner fitting for the time, in regards to the charges against him Anti-Joke Chicken
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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" The mailman
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whats the worst part of sex with a 8yr old? getting the blood off your clown costume

whats the worst part of sex with a 8yr old? getting the blood off your clown costume Anti-Joke Chicken
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3 guys are trapped on an island, a stupid guy a smart guy and an average guy. the smart guy and the average guy team up and take out the stupid guy after making his life hell by making him retrieve food for them and suck their dicks, then they kill him f

3 guys are trapped on an island, a stupid guy a smart guy and an average guy. the smart guy and the average guy team up and take out the stupid guy after making his life hell by making him retrieve food for them and suck their dicks, then they kill him f Anti-Joke Chicken
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A baby seal walks into a.... wait a baby seal can't walk, it doesn't have legs; idiot.

A baby seal walks into a.... wait a baby seal can't walk, it doesn't have legs; idiot. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was hit by a bus. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Whats green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Whats green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels Anti-Joke Chicken
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You know you're screwed when a screwdriver is used to put you in place

You know you're screwed when a screwdriver is used to put you in place Anti-Joke Chicken
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