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Did you just fall from heaven I have a massive errection

Did you just fall from heaven I have a massive errection Anti Pick Up Line Pelican
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hey gurrrl I have a penis

hey gurrrl I have a penis Anti Pick Up Line Pelican
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How much does a polar bear weigh the same as my dick

How much does a polar bear weigh the same as my dick Anti Pick Up Line Pelican
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My penis was in the guinness book of world records Until the librarian caught me

My penis was in the guinness book of world records Until the librarian caught me Anti Pick Up Line Pelican
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Did it hurt? "Did what hurt?" When your father physically abused you for years completely ruining you entire life

Did it hurt?
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Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause I couldn't help noticing the Tennessee liscence plate on your car

Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause I couldn't help noticing the Tennessee liscence plate on your car Anti Pick Up Line Pelican
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do you have any raisins? how about a fig...

do you have any raisins? how about a fig... Anti Pick Up Line Pelican
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