Approval Jesus

It's Peyton fucking Manning. Sorry Timmy but let's be real...

It's Peyton fucking Manning. Sorry Timmy but let's be real...  Approval Jesus

I died for your 'sins'! For like, almost two whole days, yo!

I died for your 'sins'! For like, almost two whole days, yo!  Approval Jesus

jk, yol-twice. happy easter. Yolo

jk, yol-twice. happy easter. Yolo  Approval Jesus

You look GREAT in that car, man! Come on inside and let's do the paperwork!

You look GREAT in
that car, man! Come on inside
and let's do the paperwork!  Approval Jesus

i lived twice! You only live once?

i lived twice! You only live once?  Approval Jesus

Jesus broke her hymen... On his way out, Mary says

Jesus broke her hymen... On his way out, 
Mary says  Approval Jesus

gimme water forgot to buy alcohol?

gimme water forgot to buy alcohol?  Approval Jesus

At first they were all like "YOLO!!!" Then I was like "Nah, Bro Watch This"

At first they were all like

Will still come back Before derrick rose

Will still come back Before derrick rose  Approval Jesus

sos grosso sabelo

sos grosso sabelo  Approval Jesus
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