Awesome Awkward Penguin

Opening door for a hot chick pushes wrong side

Opening door for a hot chick pushes wrong side  Awesome Awkward Penguin

realizes i'm going too slow in the fast lane speeds up just as someone tries to pass

realizes i'm going too slow in the fast lane speeds up just as someone tries to pass  Awesome Awkward Penguin

skypes with hot girl constantly checks own video for positioning/body language

skypes with hot girl constantly checks own video for positioning/body language  Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finds cute girl to toke with Right after she picks up her boyfriend from work

Finds cute girl to toke with Right after she picks up her boyfriend from work  Awesome Awkward Penguin

buys a girl and her friends a round at the bar doesn't have enough money for my own drink

buys a girl and her friends a round at the bar doesn't have enough money for my own drink  Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hottest girl in school calls my name Asks me to take a picture

Hottest girl in school calls my name Asks me to take a picture  Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has the chance to date Scarlett Johansson doesn't

Has the chance to date Scarlett Johansson doesn't  Awesome Awkward Penguin

tells hilarious joke laughs harder than everyone else

tells hilarious joke laughs harder than everyone else  Awesome Awkward Penguin

is sexy doesn't know it

is sexy doesn't know it  Awesome Awkward Penguin

UPVOTES BOYCOTT OF CHICK-FIL-A REPORTS OMM BOYCOTT OF JCP AS HATE SPEECH

UPVOTES BOYCOTT
OF CHICK-FIL-A REPORTS OMM BOYCOTT OF JCP AS HATE SPEECH  Awesome Awkward Penguin
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