Awesome Awkward Penguin

Bring cute girl to room and checks out my tobacco pipe collection finds a giant box of condoms

Bring cute girl to room and checks out my tobacco pipe collection finds a giant box of condoms  Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl invites me to her apartment to watch a movie With her roommate

Girl invites me to her apartment to watch a movie  With her roommate  Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets new girlfriend on okcupid dumps you via facebook

Meets new girlfriend on okcupid dumps you via facebook  Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hold door for hot chick -"Thanks" "thank you"

Hold door for hot chick -

puts cap on drink after taking sip immediately takes cap back off and has another sip

puts cap on drink after taking sip immediately takes cap back off and has another sip  Awesome Awkward Penguin

Offers to buy cute girl a drink at SXSW show with open bar

Offers  to buy cute girl a  drink at SXSW show with open bar  Awesome Awkward Penguin

In a group of people someone is naming to a third party on the phone Doesn't say your name

In a group of people someone is naming to a third party on the phone Doesn't say your name  Awesome Awkward Penguin

comments on a load of /r/new posts only one gets any notice and my contribution gets downvoted to fuck

comments on a load of /r/new posts only one gets any notice and my contribution gets downvoted to fuck  Awesome Awkward Penguin

ask my extremely attractive co-chair to have a meeting thursday after work remember thursday is valentine's day an hour later

ask my extremely attractive co-chair to have a meeting thursday after work remember thursday is valentine's day an hour later  Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of the best Halloween costume Isn't invited to any halloween parties

Thinks of the best Halloween costume Isn't invited to any halloween parties  Awesome Awkward Penguin
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