Bad Joke Eel

My new party trick - I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together i shit you knot

My new party trick - I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together i shit you knot  Bad Joke Eel

So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going He said 'Can't Complain.'

So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going He said 'Can't Complain.'  Bad Joke Eel

Rihanna, why are you working with chris brown again? "beats me."

Rihanna, why are you working with chris brown again?

Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was Soda Pressing

Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was Soda Pressing  Bad Joke Eel

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me  Bad Joke Eel

A lesbian couple I know can't afford the double-headed dildo they want They're really struggling to make ends meet

A lesbian couple I know can't afford the double-headed dildo they want They're really struggling to make ends meet  Bad Joke Eel

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives  Bad Joke Eel

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback  Bad Joke Eel

two radio antennae got married. the wedding was okay but the reception was great

two radio antennae got married.
the wedding was okay but the reception was great  Bad Joke Eel

What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine

What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine  Bad Joke Eel