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What did the pirate say when the ship's steering wheel got stuck on his pants? Arrrgh, she's driving ME nuts!

What did the pirate say when the ship's steering wheel got stuck on his pants? 
 
Arrrgh, she's driving ME nuts!
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There are drug dealers in elementary schools now? What do they sell? Teddy Grams?

There are drug dealers in elementary schools now? What do they sell? Teddy Grams?  Bad Joke Eel

Atheism: a non-prophet organization

Atheism: a non-prophet organization  Bad Joke Eel

I live in a small beach, you know what it produces? microwaves

I live in a small beach, you know what it produces? microwaves  Bad Joke Eel

what's the worst thing you can say to cheer on a hipster? common!

what's the worst thing you can say to cheer on a hipster? common!  Bad Joke Eel

School Not Cancelled? Thats okay Ill eat your face

School Not Cancelled? Thats okay Ill eat your face  Bad Joke Eel

Something better than a kolache for breakfast? I never sausage a thing

Something better than a kolache  for breakfast? I never sausage a thing  Bad Joke Eel

Why was hitler not invited to the barbecue? He always burns the franks

Why was hitler not invited to the barbecue? He always burns the franks  Bad Joke Eel

your face when you get blamed for your bestfriend's badass prank. you're like wtf!!!

your face when you get blamed for your bestfriend's badass prank. you're like wtf!!!  Bad Joke Eel

Why was the bookshelf so prideful? It had high shelf-esteem

Why was the bookshelf so prideful? It had high shelf-esteem  Bad Joke Eel
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