Bad Joke Eel

The Slovak sucked at chess because he'd never had a czech mate

The Slovak sucked at chess because he'd never had a 
czech mate  Bad Joke Eel

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle? It's always right.

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle? It's always right.  Bad Joke Eel

Why was the mushroom always invited to parties? It's because he is a Fun-gi.

Why was the mushroom always invited to parties? It's because he is a Fun-gi.   Bad Joke Eel

Why was the fish bed so comfortable? Because they were lion fish

Why was the fish bed so comfortable? Because they were lion fish  Bad Joke Eel

What do you call four mexicans in quicksand? Quatro sinko

What do you call four mexicans in quicksand? Quatro sinko  Bad Joke Eel

Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!

Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!  Bad Joke Eel

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? NONE because they're so darn stupid!

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? NONE because they're so darn stupid!  Bad Joke Eel

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh  Bad Joke Eel

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
 Elephino!  Bad Joke Eel

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "make me one with everything"

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says
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