Bad Joke Eel

I fucked a vacuum cleaner last night.. it sucked

I fucked a vacuum cleaner last night.. it sucked  Bad Joke Eel

Thought it was a booger But its not

Thought it was a booger  But its not  Bad Joke Eel

"The Sadducees say that there is no Resurrection" (Acts 23:8) ThaT's why they were so SAD-YOU-SEE.

Is jesus ok? He seemed pretty "Cross"

Is jesus ok? He seemed pretty

why did the squirrel cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

why did the squirrel cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken  Bad Joke Eel

The Future, the past, and the present all walk into a bar at the same time And it was tense.

The Future, the past, and the present all walk into a bar at the same time And it was tense.   Bad Joke Eel

Did you hear about that cow that was a witch? He was burnt at the steak!

Did you hear about that cow that was a witch? He was burnt at the steak!  Bad Joke Eel

What is smooth, yellow, and extremely dangerous? Shark Infested Custard

What is smooth, yellow, and extremely dangerous? Shark Infested Custard  Bad Joke Eel

two satellite dishes met on a roof and got married. The wedding was only okay but the reception was great

two satellite dishes met on a roof and got married.
 The wedding was only okay but the reception was great  Bad Joke Eel

What's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? A hooker'll stop screwing you when you're dead.

What's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? A hooker'll stop screwing you when you're dead.   Bad Joke Eel
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