Bad Joke Eel

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty  Bad Joke Eel

So one armoire turns to another and says "We're gonna be late this bus is taking forever" The other says "Fuck it, we're cabinet"

So one armoire turns to another and says

What is the square root of onions? Shallots!

What is the square root of onions? Shallots!  Bad Joke Eel

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and floating in a lake? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and floating in a lake? Bob.  Bad Joke Eel

I see you drivin' round town with the girl I love and I'm like "Haikuuuuuuu"

I see you drivin' round town with the girl I love  and I'm like

You know, you should always be nice to a baby goat because that's somebody's kid

You know, you should always be nice to a baby goat because that's somebody's kid  Bad Joke Eel

You're funny, smart, and have many talents... That can carry most of the weight

You're funny, smart, and have many talents... That can carry most of the weight  Bad Joke Eel

How much goes a pirate pay for his earrings? A Buccaneer.

How much goes a pirate pay for his earrings?  A Buccaneer.  Bad Joke Eel

why is the hurricane sandy and not rainy?

why is the hurricane sandy and not rainy?  Bad Joke Eel

Have you seen David Copperfield lately? It seems he's disappeared.

Have you seen David Copperfield lately? It seems he's disappeared.  Bad Joke Eel
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