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What's a gangsters favorite type of dip? 'Glockamole'

What's a gangsters favorite type of dip? 'Glockamole'  Bad Joke Eel

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish  Bad Joke Eel

A man walks up to a dog and calls him a racist "that's nonsense", says the dog, "i don't see color."

A man walks up to a dog and calls him a racist

did you hear about the unemployed wetnurse? she wanted a boob job

did you hear about the unemployed wetnurse? she wanted a boob job  Bad Joke Eel

If the owl is the bird of wisdom and the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of love...? the swallow

If the owl is the bird of wisdom and the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of love...?  the swallow  Bad Joke Eel

So I said to Oscar "You should of blackened her up with some shoe polish, you would have got away with it" then I thought "why would he have shoe polish?"

So I said to Oscar

If your nose runs and your feet smell. you're built upside down.

If your nose runs and your feet smell. you're built upside down.  Bad Joke Eel

Next time you get mad that the alphabet got put into math, remember You can't function without variables

Next time you get mad that the alphabet got put into math, remember You can't function without variables  Bad Joke Eel

Why couldn't the asian become president? No one would help him with his, "erection."

Why couldn't the asian become president? No one would help him with his,

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce Caption 3 goes here

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce Caption 3 goes here  Bad Joke Eel
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