Bad Jokes Bane

You think science is your ally? You merely adopted the science. I was born in it, molded by it, it was all I thought about until I was already a man.

You think science is your ally? You merely adopted the science. I was born in it, molded by it, it was all I thought about until I was already a man.  Bad Jokes Bane

Your internet is slow? You merely adopted slow internet. I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see broadband until I was already a man.

Your internet is slow? You merely adopted slow internet.  I was born in it, molded by it.  I did not see broadband until I was already a man.    Bad Jokes Bane

Cargo shorts and graphic tees? Your punishment must be more severe.

Cargo shorts and graphic tees?  Your punishment must be more severe.  Bad Jokes Bane

when band camp is over, You have my permission to die

when band camp is over, You have my permission to die  Bad Jokes Bane

Theatricality and deception are powerful agents to the uninitiated but we are initiated, aren't we Mitt?

Theatricality and deception are powerful agents to the uninitiated but we are initiated, aren't we Mitt?  Bad Jokes Bane

ah yes, passive aggression and facebook posts are powerful weapons against the immature. But we are not immature, are we?

ah yes, passive aggression and facebook posts  are powerful weapons against the immature.  But we are not immature, are we?  Bad Jokes Bane

When you're wearing sweatpants, three shirts, two jackets, and no longer feel warm then you have my permission to turn on the heater

When you're wearing sweatpants, three shirts, two jackets, and no longer feel warm then you have my permission to turn on the heater  Bad Jokes Bane

what do you call and anorexic girl with a yeast infection? a quarter pounder with cheese

what do you call and anorexic girl with a yeast infection? a quarter pounder with cheese  Bad Jokes Bane

What does catwoman wear to bed? her dark knight gown.

What does catwoman wear to bed? her dark knight gown.  Bad Jokes Bane

You think swag is your ally. You merely adopted swag I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see fags untill i was already a man.

You think swag is your ally.
You merely adopted swag I was born in it. Molded by it. 
I didn't see fags untill 
i was already a man.  Bad Jokes Bane
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