Bad Luck Brian

New $150 Headphones Cuts the cord while opening the package

New $150  Headphones Cuts the cord while opening the package  Bad Luck Brian

Gets invited to candy factory Dies horribly while midgets sing about how ironic death was

Gets invited to candy factory Dies horribly while midgets sing about how ironic death was  Bad Luck Brian

takes bad yearbook photo "what's the worst that could happen?"

takes bad yearbook photo

Waits 3 hours in line Forgot his wallet

Waits 3 hours in line Forgot his wallet  Bad Luck Brian

goes to girlfriend's stand-up comedy show to surprise her is the butt of every joke

goes to girlfriend's
stand-up comedy show to surprise her is the butt of every joke   Bad Luck Brian

Finally finds something positive in life HIV

Finally finds something positive in life HIV  Bad Luck Brian

calls police to complain cars are driving too quickly through his subdivision police set up speed trap and only person they catch is my wife speeding home from work after a bad day

calls police to complain cars are driving too quickly through his subdivision police set up speed trap and only person they catch is my wife speeding home from work after a bad day  Bad Luck Brian

She texts, "Come over, no one is home ;)" Went over, no one was home

She texts,

Has One Night Stand Knocks it over

Has One Night Stand Knocks it over  Bad Luck Brian

Blows rape whistle Alerts more rapists of his location

Blows rape whistle Alerts more rapists of his location  Bad Luck Brian
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