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Bad Pick-up line Paul

I just shit my pants can i get into yours?

I just shit my pants can i get into yours? Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Roses are yellow, I am color blind, This doesn't rhyme, lets see those breasts

Roses are yellow, I am color blind, This doesn't rhyme, lets see those breasts Bad Pick-up line Paul
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What's the difference between a knife and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my pocket. Get in the van.

What's the difference between a knife and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my pocket. Get in the van. Bad Pick-up line Paul
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I hope you have good insurance Because you 've made a huge dent in my pants

I hope you have good insurance Because you 've made a huge dent in my pants Bad Pick-up line Paul
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YOUR TEETH ARE LIKE STARS SLIGHTLY YELLOW AND VERY FAR APART

YOUR TEETH ARE LIKE STARS SLIGHTLY YELLOW AND VERY FAR APART Bad Pick-up line Paul
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I just got a job as an astronaut They sent me to explore uranus

I just got a job as an astronaut They sent me to explore uranus Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Is your name Katrina? Because your face is a disaster

Is your name Katrina? Because your face is a disaster Bad Pick-up line Paul
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roses are red, violets are blue does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

roses are red, violets are blue does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Bad Pick-up line Paul
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is your name lotion? cause you're taking all the wrinkles out of my cock

is your name lotion? cause you're taking all the wrinkles out of my cock Bad Pick-up line Paul
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I've seen you in my dreams You were driving a monster truck over a giant birthday cake

I've seen you in my dreams You were driving a monster truck over a giant birthday cake Bad Pick-up line Paul
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