Bad Pick-up line Paul

How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as you, fatty

How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as you, fatty  Bad Pick-up line Paul

does this napkin... smell like chloroform to you?

does this napkin... smell like chloroform to you?  Bad Pick-up line Paul

*Approaches hot girl in wheelchair* Did you get paralyzed when you fell from heaven?

*Approaches hot girl in wheelchair* Did you get paralyzed when you fell from heaven?  Bad Pick-up line Paul

Are your eyes blue? because I want to get you pregnant

Are your eyes blue? because I want to get you pregnant  Bad Pick-up line Paul

FAT PENGUIN... Just trying to break the ice baby.

FAT PENGUIN... Just trying to break the ice baby.  Bad Pick-up line Paul

FUCK YOU NIGGER

FUCK YOU NIGGER  Bad Pick-up line Paul

Heaven must be missing an angel because you got nice cans

Heaven must be missing an angel because you got nice cans  Bad Pick-up line Paul

Did you break wind? Because you're blowing me away

Did you break wind? Because you're blowing me away  Bad Pick-up line Paul

That shirt is very becoming on you Of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too

That shirt is very becoming on you Of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too  Bad Pick-up line Paul

hey i just met you and this is crazy...

hey i just met you and this is crazy...  Bad Pick-up line Paul
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