Badass Teddy Roosevelt

Gets shot during speech finishes

Gets shot during speech finishes  Badass Teddy Roosevelt

needs to stay awake reads tolstoy

needs to stay awake reads tolstoy  Badass Teddy Roosevelt

Ever ridden a moose across a damn river?? Then shut the fuck up.

Ever ridden a moose across a damn river?? Then shut the fuck up.   Badass Teddy Roosevelt

you shot me in the middle of my speech? that's adorable.

you shot me in the middle of my speech? that's adorable.  Badass Teddy Roosevelt

Gets a badger thrown at him Keeps it as a pet

Gets a badger thrown at him  Keeps it as a pet  Badass Teddy Roosevelt

the President of the United States of America Challenges you to a boxing match!

the President of the United States of America Challenges you to a boxing match!  Badass Teddy Roosevelt

confesion bear? Try being a Man for once

confesion bear? Try being a Man for once  Badass Teddy Roosevelt

When Life Gives you lemons... PUNCH IT IN THE DICK UNTIL IT DOESN'T

When Life Gives you lemons... PUNCH IT IN THE DICK UNTIL IT DOESN'T   Badass Teddy Roosevelt

FUCKING LOVES BATHTUB ABORTIONS AND BEAR PARTS

FUCKING LOVES BATHTUB ABORTIONS AND BEAR PARTS  Badass Teddy Roosevelt

Got shot in the chest and then gave a 90 minute speech Explain again why you didn't get your work done?

Got shot in the chest and then gave a 90 minute speech Explain again why you didn't get your work done?    Badass Teddy Roosevelt
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