Business Cat

Can you work overtime? I'm going to knead you later.

Can you work overtime? I'm going to knead you later.  Business Cat

Procrastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.

Procrastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.
  Business Cat

set unreasonable deadlines still have hour-long conference calls about nothing

set unreasonable deadlines still have hour-long conference calls about nothing  Business Cat

The head office has asked us to conserve paper, so the reams will be locked in the cabinet behind Doris's desk. (Proceeds to sit on copier and activates it, makes hundreds of copies of his butt.)

The head office has asked us to conserve paper, so the reams will be locked in the cabinet behind Doris's desk. (Proceeds to sit on copier and activates it, makes hundreds of copies of his butt.)  Business Cat

I concur that is just horrible

I concur that is just horrible  Business Cat

I need those reports on my my desk, And I need them right fucking Meow!

 I need those reports on my my desk, And I need them right fucking Meow!  Business Cat

Stocks went down Sorry, guys!

Stocks went down Sorry, guys!  Business Cat

Christmas Signatures? I'm on it

Christmas Signatures? I'm on it  Business Cat

we'll need to hire some security that other cat in the window is getting on my nerves

we'll need to hire some security that other cat in the window is getting on my nerves  Business Cat

Why so quiet at staff meeting? Cat got your tongue?

Why so quiet at staff meeting? Cat got your tongue?  Business Cat
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