Captain Hindsight

If you don't want to be labelled a sex offender Don't rape anyone

If you don't want to be labelled a sex offender Don't rape anyone  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want to take a bath you shouldn't have rolled in deer shit

If you didn't want to take a bath you shouldn't have rolled in deer shit  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want a stranger challenging your child on their religion You shouldn't have sent them to a strangers home to discuss their religion.

If you didn't want a stranger challenging your child on their religion You shouldn't have sent them to a strangers home to discuss their religion.  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted to play pc games you should have never bought a MAC

if you wanted to play pc games you should have never bought a MAC  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want your son-in-law to move his wife and kids over 1000 miles away You should not have done everything you could think of to sabotage their relationship

If you didn't want your son-in-law to move his wife and kids over 1000 miles away You should not have done everything you could think of to sabotage their relationship  Captain Hindsight

If you wanted people to be able to pronounce your children's names you shouldn't have named them your favorite words spelled backwards

If you wanted people to be able to pronounce your children's names you shouldn't have named them your favorite words spelled backwards  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted your boyfriend to buy you something you should have never told him "you don't have to get me anything"

if you wanted your boyfriend to buy you something you should have never told him

if you didn't want to have to guess who your baby daddy is You shouldn't have been such a goddamn whore

if you didn't want to have to guess who your baby daddy is You shouldn't have been such a goddamn whore  Captain Hindsight

If you didn't want me to call you booger eater then you shouldn't have eaten your boogers

If you didn't want me to call you booger eater then you shouldn't have eaten your boogers  Captain Hindsight

if you wanted a nice, smart, caring guy you shouldn't have flirted with all the douchebags

if you wanted a nice, smart, caring guy you shouldn't have flirted with all the douchebags  Captain Hindsight
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