Cave Johnson

Best case scenario, you might get some super powers. Worse case, Some tumors.

Best case scenario, you might get some super powers. Worse case, Some tumors.  Cave Johnson

This next test may contain trace amounts of time travel. If you meet yourself on the test track, just let that handsome devil go about his business.

This next test may contain trace amounts of time travel. If you meet yourself on the test
track, just let that handsome
devil go about his business.  Cave Johnson

Blood turn into gasoline? That's normal

Blood turn into gasoline? That's normal  Cave Johnson

Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose going to burn your house down with lemons!

Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose going to burn your house down with lemons!  Cave Johnson

Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt.... Black Mesa can take the fucking lemons! I don't give a shit. Caption 3 goes here

Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt.... Black Mesa can take the fucking lemons! I don't give a shit. Caption 3 goes here  Cave Johnson

Not sure if Fry meme or another crappy lemons joke

Not sure if Fry meme or another crappy lemons joke  Cave Johnson

Science isn't about why. It's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out? Because you are fired. No

Science isn't about why. It's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out? Because you are fired. No  Cave Johnson

what do these people buy? tattered hats?

what do these people buy? tattered hats?  Cave Johnson

That's my boy.

 That's my boy.  Cave Johnson

That's not part of the test That's asbestos

That's not part of the test That's asbestos  Cave Johnson
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