Cave Johnson

Guess what Ground-up moon rocks are pure poison I am deathly ill

Guess what Ground-up moon rocks are pure poison
I am deathly ill  Cave Johnson

I'm Cave Johnson We're done here

I'm Cave Johnson We're done here  Cave Johnson

SHOW ME YOUR CAVE AND I'LL SHOW YOU MY JOHNSON

SHOW ME YOUR CAVE AND I'LL SHOW YOU MY JOHNSON  Cave Johnson

Science isn't about why It's about why not

Science isn't about why It's about why not  Cave Johnson

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the man whose going to burn your house down. WITH THE LIMONS!

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the man whose going
to burn your house down.
WITH THE LIMONS!  Cave Johnson

Let me introduce myself. I'm Cave Johnson. I own the place.

Let me introduce myself.
I'm Cave Johnson. I own the place.  Cave Johnson

when life gives you lemons... ...make farmers insurance commericals

when life gives you lemons... ...make farmers insurance commericals  Cave Johnson

Bean counters say I can't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway. Ramps are expensive

Bean counters say I can't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway.
Ramps are expensive  Cave Johnson

i'm cave johnson and That's asbestos

i'm cave johnson and That's asbestos  Cave Johnson

Black mesa can kiss my bankrupt...

Black mesa can kiss my bankrupt...  Cave Johnson
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