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Cave Johnson

Average Human male is 60% water hit you with jet engines get that down to 20 or 30%

Average Human male is 60% water hit you with jet engines get that down to 20 or 30% Cave Johnson
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Get mad Make life take the lemons back

Get mad Make life take the lemons back Cave Johnson
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When life gives you lemons Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!

When life gives you lemons Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Cave Johnson
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PAY the bills Talk about control group all damn day

PAY the bills Talk about control group all damn day Cave Johnson
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Science without results is just witchcraft. Get results or you're fired. if you suspect a coworker of bein' a witch, report them immediately. I cannot stress that enough. Witchcraft will not be tolerated.

Science without results is just witchcraft. Get results or you're fired. if you suspect a coworker of bein' a witch, report them immediately. I cannot stress that enough. Witchcraft will not be tolerated. Cave Johnson
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SPENDS HALF A BILLION DOLLARS DEVELOPING PORTAL GUN GETS HOBOS TO TEST IT

SPENDS HALF A BILLION DOLLARS DEVELOPING PORTAL GUN GETS HOBOS TO TEST IT Cave Johnson
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They said I couldn't give a potato an orgasm. Did it anyways

They said I couldn't give a potato an orgasm. Did it anyways Cave Johnson
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Much better test for you fight army of mantis men

Much better test for you fight army of mantis men Cave Johnson
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Told to stop making prerecorded messages Makes more prerecorded messages

Told to stop making prerecorded messages Makes more prerecorded messages Cave Johnson
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Are we doing science? Screw that I can use a calculator and make smileys with numbers!

Are we doing science? Screw that I can use a calculator and make smileys with numbers! Cave Johnson
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