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Cedar Point Lifegaurds

Excuse me lifeguard. Where is the lazy river? Just walk out that gate, past the Ripcord, and into oncoming traffic. Real easy

Excuse me lifeguard. Where is the lazy river? Just walk out that gate, past the Ripcord, and into oncoming traffic. Real easy Cedar Point Lifegaurds
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"BEACH! BEACH! BEACH! BEACH CREW FOR LIFE!" "...Fuck them, fuck their hours, and fuck their good looks! I hate being a city guard..."

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Come to work still drunk from the night before Are in charge of saving your life

Come to work still drunk from the night before Are in charge of saving your life Cedar Point Lifegaurds
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plunge? fat people getting stuck

plunge? fat people getting stuck Cedar Point Lifegaurds
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*Excuse me lifeguard* Walk faster, backstep opposite direction

*Excuse me lifeguard* Walk faster, backstep opposite direction Cedar Point Lifegaurds
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long whistles?! Fat person cant get out of their tube..

long whistles?! Fat person cant get out of their tube.. Cedar Point Lifegaurds
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monday morning? i stopped drinking 2 hours ago

monday morning? i stopped drinking 2 hours ago Cedar Point Lifegaurds
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8:00 pm GTFO of my water!

8:00 pm GTFO of my water! Cedar Point Lifegaurds
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Box Lunch: $4.00 Housing: $30 a week Sweats: $60 Sunglasses: $10 Tans lines for the rest of your LIFE: Priceless

Box Lunch: $4.00 Housing: $30 a week Sweats: $60 Sunglasses: $10 Tans lines for the rest of your LIFE: Priceless Cedar Point Lifegaurds
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Roving in the sun all day While pumps people take naps

Roving in the sun all day While pumps people take naps Cedar Point Lifegaurds
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