plunge? fat people getting stuck

plunge? fat people getting stuck  - plunge? fat people getting stuck   Cedar Point Lifegaurds

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Excuse me lifeguard. Where is the lazy river? Just walk out that gate, past the Ripcord, and into oncoming traffic. Real easy

Excuse me lifeguard. Where is the lazy river? Just walk out that gate, past the Ripcord, and into oncoming traffic. Real easy

"BEACH! BEACH! BEACH! BEACH CREW FOR LIFE!" "...Fuck them, fuck their hours, and fuck their good looks! I hate being a city guard..."

Come to work still drunk from the night before Are in charge of saving your life

Come to work still drunk from the night before Are in charge of saving your life

plunge? fat people getting stuck

plunge? fat people getting stuck

*Excuse me lifeguard* Walk faster, backstep opposite direction

*Excuse me lifeguard* Walk faster, backstep opposite direction

long whistles?! Fat person cant get out of their tube..

long whistles?! Fat person cant get out of their tube..

monday morning? i stopped drinking 2 hours ago

monday morning? i stopped drinking 2 hours ago

8:00 pm GTFO of my water!

8:00 pm GTFO of my water!

Box Lunch: $4.00 Housing: $30 a week Sweats: $60 Sunglasses: $10 Tans lines for the rest of your LIFE: Priceless

Box Lunch: $4.00
Housing: $30 a week 
Sweats: $60 
Sunglasses: $10 Tans lines for the rest of your LIFE: Priceless

Roving in the sun all day While pumps people take naps

Roving in the sun all day While pumps people take naps
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