Chillin Albert Einstein

It's 5 o'clock somewhere? read my theory of relativity and grab a beer. It's 5 o'clock everywhere.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere? read my theory of relativity and grab a beer. It's 5 o'clock everywhere.  Chillin Albert Einstein

I will never be smart enough To correctly make one of these.

I will never be smart enough To correctly make one of these.  Chillin Albert Einstein

It's 4:20 somewhere? read my theory of relativity and grab a bong. It's 4:20 everywhere.

It's 4:20 somewhere? read my theory of relativity and grab a bong. It's 4:20 everywhere.  Chillin Albert Einstein

So I married my relative? everything is relative.

So I married my relative? everything is relative.  Chillin Albert Einstein

Energy is directly proportionate to mass More cushion, more pushin'

Energy is directly proportionate to mass More cushion, more pushin'  Chillin Albert Einstein

I'll show those bitches photons bitches love photons

I'll show those bitches photons  bitches love photons   Chillin Albert Einstein

Oh Neutrinos went faster than light? Chill out, I've already done the math: They didn't

Oh Neutrinos went faster than light? Chill out, I've already done the math: They didn't  Chillin Albert Einstein

Well I did Put that in my pipe and smoke it

Well I did Put that in my pipe and smoke it  Chillin Albert Einstein

Einsteins first job Male Escort

Einsteins first job Male Escort  Chillin Albert Einstein

CHILLIN' LEVEL: ALBERT EINSTEIN

CHILLIN' LEVEL: ALBERT EINSTEIN  Chillin Albert Einstein
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